Tour Guide
What a great guy-
Good looking and fun.
Everyone likes him.
He goes to church.
“Here, let me show you the sights.”
What a great guy.
Not much to look at
But his hearts in the right place.
“Let me show you around.”
What a great guy.
Huge, hairy, greasy, old.
I wonder if he always smells like this-
Or maybe just for me…
“Let me show you what you’ve been missing out on.”
What a great guy.
What a great guy-
Perverted. Pedophilic. Pulsating.
Touching. Groping-
What a great guy.